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Thursday, April 7, 2011

"The Thrower Spliff"


"What up homies...  this is what I call the short throw splifter. Just as a short throw 'shifter' in your car grants you faster shifting action and speed,  this spliff has the same capabilities.  The stout and loaded little guy with a 70/30 ratio is great for a quick lift before the family dinner or even on your crunch time run in between classes."
~This was rolled by our good friend. Mr. Clork.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Double Flag


This L spliff was rolled at a buddy's house.  It was rolled with "pure hemp" papers.  Normally I don't like using these papers because the gum doesn't hold up so well, but this guy made it work.  I like the L technique he used.  It was fancy and it didn't look floppy.  It smoked really well and I'd definitely say this was a great spliff.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

There are more of us out there!

So today after school, I got picked up hitchhiking by a nice fellow who happened to be way down with the spliffs.  We talked for awhile and he expressed how important a grinder is when rolling spliffs.  I can't agree more buddy!  Anyway, it's great knowing there are more people out there who KNOW what's up. 
JAH!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Multitasking

Here is a spliff rolled by one of my favorite spliffers.  While playing a game of scrabble, he rolled this beauty and provided me and some other friends with a wonderful smoking experience.  I love the cone shape and the sleek look of this smooth-burning spliff.

Spliffs are for anyone.

This spliff was rolled by a good buddy of mine.  He doesn't even smoke spliffs!  He rolled this one for the homies and sat there while we all relished in his artwork.  This was a selfless act and he deserves some props!  Thanks bud.

We're back!

Ok so it's been awhile but we're back and getting ready to post tons of pictures and videos.  I've been sort of homeless for the past couple weeks, so i haven't been able to access a computer.  Anyway, send us some pictures and keep smoking those spliffs!
~Jah, Rastafari!

One of the homies

This spliff was rolled by one of the homies.  Its been awhile since i've smoked one of his spliffs and i gotta say that it was truly a treat.  As you can see, this spliff has a classic look.  It's got a smooth cone shape and the king size papers give it a professional look.  Sometimes the "L's" cause the spliff to have a ghetto look with all the paper.  This one burned like a champ and i can't wait to smoke another.  Thanks bud.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Jah,

We'll be gone for a few days on a journey to the Rasta Cruz and will let you know when we're back with a pic (... and maybe a few other goodies) as soon as we be chillin'.

InI one day nearer home
InI one day nearer than yesterday
For Babylon world is full of trials and badderation
InI one day nearer home this day


Jah Bless

Lesson with Roy.

You don't have to tell them anything. And if they insist... "it's nothing but herbs Man."

Sunday, January 16, 2011

A childs interpretation

We got this awesome picture to day sent to us by the Knobler Family from Pocatello, Idaho. Their four year old daughter drew this family portrait. Little Jamie did a great job drawing the family and cat, but also did a great job adding three spliffs... can you find them?
They say children draw the most pure representational pictures because of their innocence. In this case we learned something that is so obvious. Not only do mom and dad have spliffs but the sun too! Of course the sun is a blazer.

This is how we roll

            Here's a short video on how to roll a spliff.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Dirty Hairy's little brother

Sent it from Cleveland, OH, Dane Blanchard shows us his version of the Dirty Hairy spliff.  This one looks great.  About an inch and a half long, this is truly remarkable.  Thanks a bunch Dane, this is expert material.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

The Flaccid Spliff

Here we have the all too common Flaccid Spliff.  This is a result of poor technique and too many papers.  At Spliffers Anonymous, we understand that this may happen from time to time.  But guys, don't force it.  If you end up in this situation, rip the spliff apart and start over. 
Keep in mind that although having a flaccid spliff may suffice for you, most people are insulted by this, and are left unsatisfied.  It is a sign of selfishness and carelessness.  

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Proper

So, this spliff was sent in by one of the greatest spliff rollers we know. Let's call him the H man.  From Santa Cruz, CA, this spliff was rolled on top of a woman's fashion magazine. Its always nice to have a pleasant looking spliff tray.


As you can see, this spliff is not too tight or too floppy.  The small crinkles in the side of the spliff show that this one was meant to burn nice and smooth, almost so you barely even need to suck.  The cone shape is all there, the traditional "capping" technique is elegant, and the crutch isn't too long.  Voila!  Great job H man.  Keep em' coming!

A lesson from the Dutch

Here you got Timmy straight out of Eindhoven, Holland showing off his poor rolling skills. The amount of paper is excessive and causes a flared out look toward the end of the spliff. Its good for the homies, but don't bring this crap around the ladies.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Weekly lesson with Roy.


... Spliffs make everything better

Dirty Hairy

One rainy day in New Orleans... The Dirty Hairy was smoked and this blog was born.
Searched for "spliff" on Google and this is what I got.
This is simply a terrible spliff.  For one, this looks more like a flesh light than a spliff and two, my baby sister wouldn't even smoke this lumpy crap.  Although the picture quality may be deceivingly good, there is no denying the fact that this "spliff" is an impostor and whoever rolled this needs a lesson in spliff history.