The Flaccid Spliff

Here we have the all too common Flaccid Spliff.  This is a result of poor technique and too many papers.  At Spliffers Anonymous, we understand that this may happen from time to time.  But guys, don't force it.  If you end up in this situation, rip the spliff apart and start over. 

Keep in mind that although having a flaccid spliff may suffice for you, most people are insulted by this, and are left unsatisfied.  It is a sign of selfishness and carelessness.